I was ride'n around gotham city when I came across the original bat mobile. It was parked in front of a village cafe so I walked in. I had to know who owned the original mobile. So as I walked in and I shouted "Aye, who owns the mobile known as the bat! I shall not leave till my questions are answered!" Eventually I got my ass kicked out by the manager but, it was worth a shot. While I was sit'n on the curb wondering, an old man tap'd me with his kane. He said, "follow me young robin, your questions will be answered." The old man and I talked and reminisced about the old days as the caped crusaders. He taught me how to rob for the poor and the correct way karate chop a kneck. At the end of the day, we shook hands and then........ THAT BROKE A$$ N*((A HAD THE NERVE TO ASK ME FOR $5.